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Default Re: Long column names...Performance issues? - 12-06-2008 , 02:25 AM





DBMS_Plumber wrote:

Quote:
SELECT
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.Incoherent_Bla thering_Studded_With_Meaningless_Buzzwords_And_Sal ted_with_Enough_Jargon_To_Make_You_Feel_Inadequate

FROM Morons_Paid_Too_Much_By_Clueless_People,
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret,
Ideas_Which_Are_Dead_But_Manage_Like_Zombies_To_Ar ise_And_Eat_The_Brains_Of_The_Living
WHERE
Morons_Paid_Too_Much_By_Clueless_People.Name_Used_ For_Publicity_Purposes
=
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.Name_Supplied_ By_Admin_Assistant_When_A_Speaking_Slot_Openned_Up
AND
Ideas_Which_Are_Dead_But_Manage_Like_Zombies_To_Ar ise_And_Eat_The_Brains_Of_The_Living.Term_Original ly_Stolen_From_A_Distantly_Related_Discipline
IN
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.The_List_Of_Th ings_Last_Weeks_Trade_Journals_Seemed_To_Be_Intere sted_In;
I am going to try to get someone to print that on a mug or a T-shirt!
:-)

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Default Re: Long column names...Performance issues? - 12-06-2008 , 02:25 AM





DBMS_Plumber wrote:

Quote:
SELECT
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.Incoherent_Bla thering_Studded_With_Meaningless_Buzzwords_And_Sal ted_with_Enough_Jargon_To_Make_You_Feel_Inadequate

FROM Morons_Paid_Too_Much_By_Clueless_People,
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret,
Ideas_Which_Are_Dead_But_Manage_Like_Zombies_To_Ar ise_And_Eat_The_Brains_Of_The_Living
WHERE
Morons_Paid_Too_Much_By_Clueless_People.Name_Used_ For_Publicity_Purposes
=
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.Name_Supplied_ By_Admin_Assistant_When_A_Speaking_Slot_Openned_Up
AND
Ideas_Which_Are_Dead_But_Manage_Like_Zombies_To_Ar ise_And_Eat_The_Brains_Of_The_Living.Term_Original ly_Stolen_From_A_Distantly_Related_Discipline
IN
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.The_List_Of_Th ings_Last_Weeks_Trade_Journals_Seemed_To_Be_Intere sted_In;
I am going to try to get someone to print that on a mug or a T-shirt!
:-)

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Default Re: Long column names...Performance issues? - 12-06-2008 , 02:25 AM


DBMS_Plumber wrote:

Quote:
SELECT
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.Incoherent_Bla thering_Studded_With_Meaningless_Buzzwords_And_Sal ted_with_Enough_Jargon_To_Make_You_Feel_Inadequate

FROM Morons_Paid_Too_Much_By_Clueless_People,
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret,
Ideas_Which_Are_Dead_But_Manage_Like_Zombies_To_Ar ise_And_Eat_The_Brains_Of_The_Living
WHERE
Morons_Paid_Too_Much_By_Clueless_People.Name_Used_ For_Publicity_Purposes
=
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.Name_Supplied_ By_Admin_Assistant_When_A_Speaking_Slot_Openned_Up
AND
Ideas_Which_Are_Dead_But_Manage_Like_Zombies_To_Ar ise_And_Eat_The_Brains_Of_The_Living.Term_Original ly_Stolen_From_A_Distantly_Related_Discipline
IN
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.The_List_Of_Th ings_Last_Weeks_Trade_Journals_Seemed_To_Be_Intere sted_In;
I am going to try to get someone to print that on a mug or a T-shirt!
:-)

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Roy




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Default Re: Long column names...Performance issues? - 12-06-2008 , 02:25 AM


DBMS_Plumber wrote:

Quote:
SELECT
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.Incoherent_Bla thering_Studded_With_Meaningless_Buzzwords_And_Sal ted_with_Enough_Jargon_To_Make_You_Feel_Inadequate

FROM Morons_Paid_Too_Much_By_Clueless_People,
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret,
Ideas_Which_Are_Dead_But_Manage_Like_Zombies_To_Ar ise_And_Eat_The_Brains_Of_The_Living
WHERE
Morons_Paid_Too_Much_By_Clueless_People.Name_Used_ For_Publicity_Purposes
=
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.Name_Supplied_ By_Admin_Assistant_When_A_Speaking_Slot_Openned_Up
AND
Ideas_Which_Are_Dead_But_Manage_Like_Zombies_To_Ar ise_And_Eat_The_Brains_Of_The_Living.Term_Original ly_Stolen_From_A_Distantly_Related_Discipline
IN
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.The_List_Of_Th ings_Last_Weeks_Trade_Journals_Seemed_To_Be_Intere sted_In;
I am going to try to get someone to print that on a mug or a T-shirt!
:-)

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Roy




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Default Re: Long column names...Performance issues? - 12-06-2008 , 02:25 AM


DBMS_Plumber wrote:

Quote:
SELECT
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.Incoherent_Bla thering_Studded_With_Meaningless_Buzzwords_And_Sal ted_with_Enough_Jargon_To_Make_You_Feel_Inadequate

FROM Morons_Paid_Too_Much_By_Clueless_People,
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret,
Ideas_Which_Are_Dead_But_Manage_Like_Zombies_To_Ar ise_And_Eat_The_Brains_Of_The_Living
WHERE
Morons_Paid_Too_Much_By_Clueless_People.Name_Used_ For_Publicity_Purposes
=
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.Name_Supplied_ By_Admin_Assistant_When_A_Speaking_Slot_Openned_Up
AND
Ideas_Which_Are_Dead_But_Manage_Like_Zombies_To_Ar ise_And_Eat_The_Brains_Of_The_Living.Term_Original ly_Stolen_From_A_Distantly_Related_Discipline
IN
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.The_List_Of_Th ings_Last_Weeks_Trade_Journals_Seemed_To_Be_Intere sted_In;
I am going to try to get someone to print that on a mug or a T-shirt!
:-)

--
Roy




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Roy Hann
 
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Default Re: Long column names...Performance issues? - 12-06-2008 , 02:25 AM


DBMS_Plumber wrote:

Quote:
SELECT
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.Incoherent_Bla thering_Studded_With_Meaningless_Buzzwords_And_Sal ted_with_Enough_Jargon_To_Make_You_Feel_Inadequate

FROM Morons_Paid_Too_Much_By_Clueless_People,
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret,
Ideas_Which_Are_Dead_But_Manage_Like_Zombies_To_Ar ise_And_Eat_The_Brains_Of_The_Living
WHERE
Morons_Paid_Too_Much_By_Clueless_People.Name_Used_ For_Publicity_Purposes
=
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.Name_Supplied_ By_Admin_Assistant_When_A_Speaking_Slot_Openned_Up
AND
Ideas_Which_Are_Dead_But_Manage_Like_Zombies_To_Ar ise_And_Eat_The_Brains_Of_The_Living.Term_Original ly_Stolen_From_A_Distantly_Related_Discipline
IN
Opinions_We_Will_All_Come_To_Regret.The_List_Of_Th ings_Last_Weeks_Trade_Journals_Seemed_To_Be_Intere sted_In;
I am going to try to get someone to print that on a mug or a T-shirt!
:-)

--
Roy




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Gints Plivna
 
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Default Re: Long column names...Performance issues? - 12-06-2008 , 11:41 AM


On 5 Dec., 23:34, Bob Badour <bbad... (AT) pei (DOT) sympatico.ca> wrote:
Quote:
Your attitude basically says you don't have a clue how to do real design
so you use a simplistic rule instead.
I'm not responding to personal attacks so go get somebody else for
your games

Gints Plivna
http://www.gplivna.eu


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Default Re: Long column names...Performance issues? - 12-06-2008 , 11:41 AM


On 5 Dec., 23:34, Bob Badour <bbad... (AT) pei (DOT) sympatico.ca> wrote:
Quote:
Your attitude basically says you don't have a clue how to do real design
so you use a simplistic rule instead.
I'm not responding to personal attacks so go get somebody else for
your games

Gints Plivna
http://www.gplivna.eu


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Gints Plivna
 
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Default Re: Long column names...Performance issues? - 12-06-2008 , 11:41 AM


On 5 Dec., 23:34, Bob Badour <bbad... (AT) pei (DOT) sympatico.ca> wrote:
Quote:
Your attitude basically says you don't have a clue how to do real design
so you use a simplistic rule instead.
I'm not responding to personal attacks so go get somebody else for
your games

Gints Plivna
http://www.gplivna.eu


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Default Re: Long column names...Performance issues? - 12-06-2008 , 11:41 AM


On 5 Dec., 23:34, Bob Badour <bbad... (AT) pei (DOT) sympatico.ca> wrote:
Quote:
Your attitude basically says you don't have a clue how to do real design
so you use a simplistic rule instead.
I'm not responding to personal attacks so go get somebody else for
your games

Gints Plivna
http://www.gplivna.eu


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