they are everywhere
its like a completely amazing thing
there are heaps of them in the rain in sheffield
they're just too big
the processor the whole unit is too big
so they're useless
all of them with microsoft software on them
all of them
once i bought a license i'm so honest i'll buy a license
the envelope didn't even get opened
it cost me a lot of fucking money
i didn't like it at all that was a bad day
trudging across sydney in the lane to buy a microsoft license
for some fucked up situation
for some fucked up person who wanted a microsoft license
so i got linux
and tried that
it was ok
i think it ran universe i can't remember
no i'm not really sure it did
i just sat in the back room for months counting things
being stupid
unbeleivable
a man came he was in a suit
i was dressed in jeans and a lumberjack shirt with a big rip in the
back
i got invited over to the australian stock exchange
where i had a meeting
it was funny
i went away
i didn't celebrate
they'd talked about nasdaq
people around me were spinning
i coulda done it but i was under resourced
my capital was leaking
i really went for it but i was fucked on drugs
it was funny
for a while i had total freedom i was working for nobody but myself

b*i*g h*o*l*i*d*a*y s*i*t*u*a*t*i*o*n

wanted to drive my beetle across the world
things didn't work out
then i was going to install a pentium into a beetle and make it fly
that didn't work out
the matrix came out and we all went crazy
sydney in the summer