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Default Humor from the Net - 03-15-2007 , 05:24 PM







A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's
perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."

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Default Re: Humor from the Net - 03-16-2007 , 01:50 PM






"Bill McCray" <McCrayBill (AT) SpringMind (DOT) com> wrote

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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's
perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."
Not funny. Could possibly have been, but isn't.

The man would rather say: "I hear what pretty women thinks."
"Oh really," the neigbor says, very interested indeed.
"Yes, they dont't. But now I know."

Bjorn




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Default Re: Humor from the Net - 03-16-2007 , 05:55 PM



On Fri, 16 Mar 2007 20:50:48 +0100, "Bjorn Sagbakken"
<bjo-sag (AT) online (DOT) no> wrote:

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"Bill McCray" <McCrayBill (AT) SpringMind (DOT) com> wrote in message
news:h5kjv2luug7f2bia49fesr31mmuh0nvdmr (AT) 4ax (DOT) com...

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's
perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."

Not funny. Could possibly have been, but isn't.

The man would rather say: "I hear what pretty women thinks."
"Oh really," the neigbor says, very interested indeed.
"Yes, they dont't. But now I know."
Sorry, that was supposed to go into another newsgroup adjacent to this
one in my subscription list.

Bill

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Jean Friedberg
 
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Default Re: Humor from the Net - 03-18-2007 , 11:37 AM



I guess that would be "Paradox for the hard of hearing"...

"Bill McCray" <McCrayBill (AT) SpringMind (DOT) com> wrote

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On Fri, 16 Mar 2007 20:50:48 +0100, "Bjorn Sagbakken"
bjo-sag (AT) online (DOT) no> wrote:

"Bill McCray" <McCrayBill (AT) SpringMind (DOT) com> wrote in message
news:h5kjv2luug7f2bia49fesr31mmuh0nvdmr (AT) 4ax (DOT) com...

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's
perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."

Not funny. Could possibly have been, but isn't.

The man would rather say: "I hear what pretty women thinks."
"Oh really," the neigbor says, very interested indeed.
"Yes, they dont't. But now I know."

Sorry, that was supposed to go into another newsgroup adjacent to this
one in my subscription list.

Bill

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