So, this SQLquery went it a bar. After looking around, approached 2
tables and asked, "May I join you?...."

onedbguru wrote,on my timestamp of 25/11/2010 11:27 AM:

<groan>

On Nov 25, 1:27*am, onedbguru <onedbg... (AT) yahoo (DOT) com> wrote:
"But of course, we have no constraints..." :-)

On Nov 25, 1:27*am, onedbguru <onedbg... (AT) yahoo (DOT) com> wrote:
I've analysed the statistics and they tell me that when offered such a
query in a bar it is only natural to choose a hash joint path ...

--
Jeroen

The Boss <nltaal (AT) baasbovenbaas (DOT) demon.nl> writes:

Ah, so your using stats gathered from Amsterdam! Using such stats in
other domains could result in a very poor plan and some high lock
contention!

Tim

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tcross (at) rapttech dot com dot au

On Nov 28, 8:16*am, Tim X <t... (AT) nospam (DOT) dev.null> wrote:
<grin>
Close enough,
I'm living (and working) at a distance of ~120 km (~75 miles) from
A'dam.

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Jeroen

On Nov 26, 4:03*pm, The Boss <nlt... (AT) baasbovenbaas (DOT) demon.nl> wrote:
Just watch out that you don't end up consuming too many resources
afterwards!

On Nov 24, 4:27*pm, onedbguru <onedbg... (AT) yahoo (DOT) com> wrote:
http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html

jg
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@home.com is bogus.
A cop known as "The Oracle"...
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2...ssion-for-cop/

On Nov 29, 12:49*pm, gazzag <gar... (AT) jamms (DOT) org> wrote:
Now that's where 'GreenIT' comes in:
http://www.greenzer.fr/blog_image_st...3/green-it.jpg
http://www.greenitamsterdam.nl/?p=50
http://www.treehugger.com/green-it-for-dummies.jpg
http://www.hp.com/hpinfo/globalcitiz...ialEdition.pdf

--
Jeroen

Joel:

So this guy borrowed a lame joke from Tom Kyte who borrowed it from
someone else ... and it is one of the more popular things on cdos
recently?

Guess that shows how far down cdos has sunk ...