Re: Top 10 Business Intelligence predictions for 2011

#1

On Sun, 16 Jan 2011 03:38:06 -0800, JTP PR wrote:

Quote:

Recent Gartner research â€“ From Business Intelligence to Intelligent
Business â€“ said CIOs should treat BI programs as a cultural
transformation to ensure project success.

What the fridge does this even mean? Did marketeers forget how to speak
plain ANSI standard English language?

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#2

Am 16.01.2011 12:38, schrieb JTP PR:

Quote:

Are you ok? Perhaps you should sit down. The Business Intelligence
industry developed at a frenetic take-your-breath-away pace during
2010. In 2011 the tempo will be dialed up a few beats per minute,
with a continuation of trends centered around the ease-of-use, access
to, and speed of reporting and analytics.

[lot of stuff...]

Hey man...

That seems to be one of the most impressive collections of bullshit that I've
read in the last couple of years. Congrats, good job! ;-)

Regards
Peter

--
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what
you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. -- Mark Twain

#3

Mladen Gogala wrote,on my timestamp of 17/01/2011 4:26 AM:

Quote:

On Sun, 16 Jan 2011 03:38:06 -0800, JTP PR wrote:

Recent Gartner research – From Business Intelligence to Intelligent
Business – said CIOs should treat BI programs as a cultural
transformation to ensure project success.

What the fridge does this even mean? Did marketeers forget how to speak
plain ANSI standard English language?

Wanna bet they didn't forget ANSI std "how to charge a fortune for the bleeding
obvious"?

#4

On Jan 18, 1:41*am, Mladen Gogala <gogala.mla... (AT) gmail (DOT) com> wrote:

Quote:

being cooked in their own sauce. And yes, I have no heart. I am a DBA.

LOL! Join the club!

#5

On Jan 17, 3:08*pm, Noons <wizofo... (AT) gmail (DOT) com> wrote:

Quote:

On Jan 18, 1:41*am, Mladen Gogala <gogala.mla... (AT) gmail (DOT) com> wrote:

being cooked in their own sauce. And yes, I have no heart. I am a DBA.

LOL! *Join the club!

Some day-old sushi on sale: http://twitter.com/yellowfinbi

Yes, anybody can twitter anything about them, including how they are
spamming usenet after specifically being told not to, and how they
post the same articles about social business intelligence five times a
day. One could even build a nice sushi-robot with the twitter api's
to ironically abuse their postings about social business
intelligence...

jg
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@home.com is bogus.
I can has lotz cheezburgers fur $30 Million:
http://www.businessinsider.com/cheez...funding-2011-1

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