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Back in my time we didn't have infantile brand names like Mongo, Couch, Ubuntu, Cassandra, Futon or Hadoop. We had manly-sounding brands like Cray, DEC, Hewlett-Packard, Evans & Sutherland, SGI, Pick, and Burroughs! Reliable names... names redolent of hard work in the hot sun, from a time when getting tattoos meant you really were an outsider, not just some try-hard conformist. |
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I love Hewlett-Packard, it's a wonderful printer company! |
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Back in my time we didn't have infantile brand names like Mongo, Couch, Ubuntu, Cassandra, Futon or Hadoop. We had manly-sounding brands like Cray, DEC, Hewlett-Packard, Evans & Sutherland, SGI, Pick, and Burroughs! Reliable names... names redolent of hard work in the hot sun, from a time when getting tattoos meant you really were an outsider, not just some try-hard conformist. I miss the old days. Just don't mention Wang. Now, where's my whisky? |
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A manly-sounding brand, I presume? Something like Glenlivet or Laphroaig or even Greybeard Heather Dew. Aged for at least 12 years in real oak barrels. |
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and I think that they don't have any. I believe that they will be bought by somebody else 5 or 6 years in the future. ...from an ad on ebay, of course. |
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bought by somebody else 5 or 6 years in the future. ...from an ad on ebay, of course. I don't think so. I think Oracle will buy HP, after they completely mess up SUN. After that, we'll see a slew of exciting "Oracle*Laserjet" products, which will be able to take the data directly from your data warehouse and send it to the waste bin, at speeds in excess of 2GB/sec |
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Oracle has managed to scare most of the Java developers away from SUN, |
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they also managed to create a schism in the OpenOffice community and they are now using SUN facilities to churn out guaranteed non-sellers like the Oracle NoSQL appliance. |
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Mladen Gogala wrote,on my timestamp of 8/10/2011 7:43 AM: ...other than in the minds of said Java developers who go all gooey when they hear "NoSQL"... |
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On Oct 10, 7:22 am, Noons<wizofo... (AT) yahoo (DOT) com.au> wrote: Mladen Gogala wrote,on my timestamp of 8/10/2011 7:43 AM: ...other than in the minds of said Java developers who go all gooey when they hear "NoSQL"... Isn't it what they have been doing since jdbc appeared? (I mean, the SQL they usually write can be called NoSQL...) |
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