File this under "you can't make this shit up:"
http://www.hp.com/hpinfo/newsroom/pr.../110922xb.html

jg
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@home.com is bogus.
Well, Pa's in the family room cussin' and a switchin' and Ma's in the
kitchen a fussin' and a bitchin' and I'm down here, underneath the
table singin' Itanium.